Johhny Edwards​/​Poor Sport Wizard Split Tape

by Poor Sport Wizard

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Our side was recorded in a few different basements in Cheyenne, Wyoming by Keaton. Cassette by No Direction Records.
Thanks to all of our friends.

Johnny Edwards tracks:

Very few cassettes still remain here:


released February 22, 2013

Keaton recorded this, played bass and sang a bit. Evan played guitar and sang some as well. Andrew (Wizard) played the drums.



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Sad kid punk from a state no one cares about.

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Track Name: Twerp
Why the fuck does everyone I love have to leave me?
I've left my fair share too
It all comes back to me
Maybe I should leave here too

I feel so damn small
(So small and so alone)

How do I figure out what I want when everything I know has been giving to me?
When will I learn?
When will I grow up?
I don't know
I'm stuck inside this rut

After all this I'm still the twerp I've always been
When will I move on?
Track Name: Ma Dukes
I like drinking beer in my basement
I like smoking weed on my couch
Being a slob is way too easy in this town
And I feel like shit

It's cold and dark down here
I'm scared I might hurt myself
Walk alone in the freezing cold to clear my head

Every line I write is cliche
Every note I play has been played before

Still working on waking up before four in the afternoon.
Track Name: No Cigar
I thought that I could never feel anything for anyone else
I was wrong
I gave my heart to you, but you couldn't take it
though you wished you could

Every time I tried to make someone stay, they left me
with a shitty goodbye
and better memories
and I wish I could care less.

I'm still alone
and miserable
and you don't care.

Last year we could not shake our fear
We tried to comfort each other then
But the distance was a mighty river
And it swept us away.